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As a kid,
there are things that terrify you.

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Parents, thank you all for coming.

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We know you're very busy, but we felt

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we needed to bring this matter
to your immediate attention.

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This man has been seen in the area

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handing out drugs to children

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and telling them they're stickers.

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Thchildren then proceed
to lick the stickers

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and are then on drugs.

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We are working closely
with local authorities,

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but we also wanted to make you aware

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so any additional
precautions could be taken.

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Yes, you in back.

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When do report cards come out?

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In my family, that's what terrified us.

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S01E02
Home Sweet Home-School

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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com

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My mom was singing at the restaurant

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because my dad thought
it would help business.

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Well, happy anniversary.

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Married 45 years.

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I can't imagine it.

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Hey, Nancy!

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That coupon is expired.

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You have to check the date.

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Literally, I can't imagine it.

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How'd she see that?

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I see everything.

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Okay, just one sprig of parsley per plate,
please.

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It is a garnish, not a salad.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Uh, the voice of an angel,
the incredible singing lady.

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There we go.

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- Okay.
- Okay, okay.

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She's something else. Okay.

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What are you doing?

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The restaurant has been
open almost a month,

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and we have been losing money every day.

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We have tighten up around here,

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or we will never turn a profit.

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Is that why you clog half the pepper holes?

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Oh, look at that guy,

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shaking away our profits
like he's a pepper monster.

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Look,
if you're gonna help with the restaurant,

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we need to get on the same page,

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and my page says

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the key to success is to
kill them with kindness.

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- I've always... shh!
- Did you hear that?

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Mitch, did you just take a
crouton from the salad bar?

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Are you saying I did not hear a crunch?

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You are trying to dissolve the crouton.

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Uh, Mitch, why don't you go see

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if any of the servers need help, okay?

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Oh, hell, no.

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You waiting r your report card?

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Yeah,
and a birthday card from my dad.

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If it's within three
weeks of your birthday,

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then it still counts.

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I've got a forgery kit in my room.

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I'm gonna use it to
change all my C's to B's

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before my mom comes home.

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- Sweet.
- Yeah.

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I'm not making the same rookie
mistake I made last year.

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Put your gym clothes in
the hamper and take out the trash.

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Okay, I will. Love you!

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You love me? What are you hiding?

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- There's nothing in my backpack.
- Oh, I know.

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B-minus!

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Is there anything else for me?

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Buddy, we talked about this.

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I would lead with the card.
I'm rooting for you.

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- You ready?
- Yeah.

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- Yes!
- Yes!

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Mom! We got report cards!

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Oh. Okay.

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What is this?

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Our school doesn't give out grades.

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It fosters unhealthy competition.

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Plus/minus rainbow? One leprechaun?

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Two clouds... that seems bad.

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No, clouds are good.

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Clouds are rain. What are you, a farmer?

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Domino! Straight a's, moms!

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The one good thing about moving here

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is I have no friends and no distractions.

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That's why I got a...

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Grandma, what does Fonzie say?

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"A"!

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School is too easy.

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Just when you think you've won the game,

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this trick done changed the rules.

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Eddie, don't call your mother a trick.

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You need to make school more challenging,

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or else my son will fall behind.

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I'm sorry. There's not much I can do

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about a straight- "A" student.

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Well, is there extra school?

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Where is the closest CLC?

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Oh, no.

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What's CLC?

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Chinese learning center...
an after-school program

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for reading, math, science, and violin.

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Look at them, the innocence.

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I couldn't hear them through
the reinforced glass,

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but I imagined it was
the sound of childhood.

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Enjoy your stick, white friends.

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I'm sorry. We don't have a
Chinese learning center here.

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Yes!

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But we do have an after-school program

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called animal encounters

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where we bring in farm animals

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for the children to play with.

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In fact,
I have a baby chick in my lap right now.

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Please put your lap chicken away.

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I don't understand these people.

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It's like success is not important to them.

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To Spencer and his four C's.

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Unh-unh!

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Nancy, no wasting napkins.

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Uh, but the lady at table six asked for it.

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She ordered a salad.

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She does not need an extra napkin.

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My hands are tied.

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Jessica, we talked about this.

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It's a slippery slope.

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First, an employee pops a crouton.

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Next thing you know,
they are wheeling ovens out of the kitchen.

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Same with the customer.

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First, they get extra napkin.

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Next thing you know,
they run out on the bill.

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Same with the boys.

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First,
they have baby chickens in their lap.

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Next thing you know, they are homeless!

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You know,
just because they don't offer CLC here

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doesn't mean you can't
provide it for the boys.

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Well, I'm not a teacher.

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No, but you are very smart.

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I mean, have you ever met

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a "wheel of fortune"
puzzle you couldn't figure out?

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I always guess them. Mm-hmm.

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I mean, you're way smarter than
the teachers they had at CLC.

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Some of them were not impressive.

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Mnh-mnh.

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Oh, never mind.

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You can't teach the Boy CLC.

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I mean, what would I do at the restaurant?

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You are so valuable here.

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- I really am.
- Yeah.

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But we do have a crisis on our hands.

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Our boys did get straight A's.

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Oh, hey, man.

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Look what my mom got
me for my straight c's.

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You want to play?

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Does the yellow man like dumplings?

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We do, we do. Sorry.

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I put you in an awkward spot.

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Let me go get my breakaway pants

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so I can rip them off.

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We're doing CLC.

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But there aren't any in Orlando.

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There is now... homeschool CLC.

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I will be your teacher.

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Time.

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Eddie, focus!

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Okay, I need to start making dinner.

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Evan,
you make sure that everyone does their CLC.

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Okay, teacher mommy.

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You're loving this.

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Teacher's pet and mama's boy.

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I'm writing you up.

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"Student... Eddie Huang.

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Infraction... not nice."

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"Student... Eddie Huang."

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This sucks, right, Emery?

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You play the cards you're dealt.

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Choose life, you know?

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Aw, man, a trampoline?

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And he's using it inappropriately?

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Oh!

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I never get to have that much fun.

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Oh, uh, I'm sorry. I was...

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No, no, it's okay. You can have a crouton.

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Is this a trick?

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Is she here? Is she watching us?

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- Are you tricking me?
- No, no. It's not a trick.

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It's a trick. There's cameras, right?

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- Stop, stop.
- Where is she?

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Look at me.

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Mitch, when you're at Cattleman's Ranch,

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I want you to feel like

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you're being hugged by a
matronly woman with chubby arms.

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That's how I want to feel.

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See, I believe

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that happy employees are good employees

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and good employees are good for business.

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So how about this?

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You and I,
we're gonna have a crouton together, okay?

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R-really?

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So I'm gonna take one,
and you're gonna take one.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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- Ding!
- Cheers.

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They're pretty good.

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Very good.

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I know that you aren't a matronly woman,
but...

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Bring it.

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- All right.
- Bring it, bring it.

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All right.

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- Okay, we're good.
- Okay.

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Okay. Just one more. Nice. Okay.

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- You're a good man, you know?
- Thank you.

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- Okay. You're a really good man.
- Thank you.

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Okay. Oh, that was fun.

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- We should do that all the time.
- No.

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Whoo! Rough day at the ranch.

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Is Nancy messing up the iced teas again?

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I told her it is 4 cups
of water to 1 tea bag.

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It is so hard to not have you there.

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But this is best for the boys.

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Our sacrifice will be worth it.

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Mom,
Eddie's refusing to use the bathroom pass.

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I'm not trying to use a pass
to whiz in my own house.

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Dinner's almost ready. You finish your CLC?

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You know I didn't.

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Dinner after CLC.

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Dad, mom is crazy.

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Can't you talk some sense into her?

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Uh, well, you know, it's,
uh, tough for all of us.

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I'm dying without her at the restaurant.

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Nobody's having a good time. Love you!

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Love you? My dad never said that.

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My family loved each other.
We just didn't say it.

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We showed our love through
criticism and micromanagement,

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so if you said "love you,"

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you were probably hiding something.

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Okay.

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- Here you are.
- Oh, I'm okay.

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I don't need any extra napkins. Thank you.

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I beg to differ.

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Boop!

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Hey, we have a jukebox?

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I guess so.

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Hey, Mitch, go ahead and plug her in.

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Really?

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Happy employees equal happy customers.

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Ah.

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It's like we've been
whisked away to Trinidad.

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Aw, hell, no!

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I'm too excited to pimp-walk.

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_

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Dad doesn't want you at the restaurant.

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What? That's not true.

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Your father is struggling without me,

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but he is making a sacrifice
for your education.

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Ask him yourself.

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Of course I want you here.

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It is awful without you.

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I am very good.

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Eddie's just making up excuses,

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probably to get out of CLC.

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I will double his workload.

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Oh, no. Got to run.
I see Mitch eyeing the croutons.

263
00:12:11,256 --> 00:12:12,323
Love you!

264
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,526
Aw, hell, no!

265
00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:19,496
Everybody having a good time?

266
00:12:20,665 --> 00:12:25,502
If this jukebox uses 50 kilowatts of power

267
00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,638
at 11 cents per kilowatt

268
00:12:27,672 --> 00:12:30,341
and a 3-minute song cos 25 cents,

269
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,543
how much money do we lose per song?

270
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:33,577
- 21/2 cents!
- 21/2...

271
00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,245
Aw, man!

272
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:38,749
And this is why I never
plug in the jukebox.

273
00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:42,052
Boys, welcome to your new CLC classroom.

274
00:12:42,087 --> 00:12:43,606
[To the tune of "Escape"

275
00:12:49,682 --> 00:12:50,394
Hi.

276
00:12:50,428 --> 00:12:52,062
Uh, may I get you some waters

277
00:12:52,096 --> 00:12:54,231
or perhaps a blooming onion?

278
00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:03,083
Jessica,
what brings you to Cattleman's Ranch?

279
00:13:03,103 --> 00:13:06,664
I realize...
why not have the boys do CLC here?

280
00:13:06,684 --> 00:13:09,686
That way,
I can also help you at the restaurant.

281
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,122
Unless you don't want me here.

282
00:13:12,156 --> 00:13:14,291
Oh, no. Of course I want you here.

283
00:13:14,325 --> 00:13:17,437
Good! Boys, CLC, this booth.

284
00:13:18,171 --> 00:13:22,165
If Mitch steals two croutons per hour

285
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:24,534
and a 3-pound box costs $5,

286
00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:27,025
how many days till we are on the street?

287
00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:28,772
How many croutons per box?

288
00:13:28,806 --> 00:13:30,340
What are we paying in rent?

289
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,742
How can I solve for "x"
when I don't know "z"?

290
00:13:32,777 --> 00:13:33,910
Nerd.

291
00:13:33,945 --> 00:13:36,780
"Student... Eddie Huang.

292
00:13:36,814 --> 00:13:38,844
Infraction... slander."

293
00:13:38,864 --> 00:13:40,647
He's tough, but he's fair.

294
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:44,354
Nancy,
what did I tell you about extra napkins?

295
00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:46,556
Also, why are we out of tea bags?

296
00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:47,724
I don't want you here.

297
00:13:47,758 --> 00:13:49,092
I knew it,

298
00:13:49,126 --> 00:13:51,995
as soon as you expressed
emotions with words.

299
00:13:52,029 --> 00:13:53,797
Why do you micromanage everything?

300
00:13:53,831 --> 00:13:57,066
Why am I the only one who
cares that we are losing money?

301
00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:58,501
I'm just looking out for our family.

302
00:13:58,536 --> 00:14:00,503
So am I, but I'm doing it in a nicer way.

303
00:14:00,538 --> 00:14:03,006
You should treat people the
way you want to be treated.

304
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,176
You think people are inherently good,
but they are not.

305
00:14:06,210 --> 00:14:07,577
I'm sorry.

306
00:14:07,611 --> 00:14:09,720
- Could I just get my check, please?
- No, I'm sorry.

307
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,948
My son got straight a's,
and I told my wife I love her.

308
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:14,450
Please bear with us.
We're going through a rough patch.

309
00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:16,019
Look at that table. Look at that table.

310
00:14:16,053 --> 00:14:18,021
They are about to dine and dash.

311
00:14:18,055 --> 00:14:20,657
They've ordered the most
expensive items on the menu.

312
00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:22,825
They've been there a long time,
and they haven't paid.

313
00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:26,206
And that one
guy is pumping up his sneaker.

314
00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:27,830
I'll take care of this.

315
00:14:27,865 --> 00:14:29,866
How? By killing them with kindness,

316
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:32,235
showering them with napkins?

317
00:14:32,269 --> 00:14:34,504
No, you make them pay,
then you kick them out.

318
00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:37,203
I will handle this my way.

319
00:14:38,976 --> 00:14:40,109
Hello.

320
00:14:40,144 --> 00:14:41,611
We're not done eating yet.

321
00:14:41,645 --> 00:14:43,346
I know, I know. Look...

322
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:46,182
I know what you guys are doing here.

323
00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:47,450
You're gonna dine and dash

324
00:14:47,484 --> 00:14:49,901
because you think it's
fun and nobody gets hurt.

325
00:14:50,174 --> 00:14:52,355
But this is a family business.

326
00:14:52,389 --> 00:14:54,390
It's not run by some big corporation.

327
00:14:54,425 --> 00:14:56,125
I thought this was a Golden Saddle.

328
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,461
It's a totally different restaurant!

329
00:14:58,495 --> 00:14:59,929
The bears aren't even the same color.

330
00:14:59,963 --> 00:15:02,298
Look, if you guys run out on this check,

331
00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:04,500
it's gonna come out of our pocket...

332
00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:07,236
Me, my wife, and my three boys.

333
00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:09,005
You guys were really going
for a little girl, huh?

334
00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:10,973
Don't get me started.
We were gonna name her Emily.

335
00:15:11,008 --> 00:15:12,308
That's sweet. Aww.

336
00:15:12,342 --> 00:15:13,376
Yeah.

337
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:16,579
Look, the point is, we're not rich.

338
00:15:16,613 --> 00:15:19,582
In fact,
we're struggling just to break even.

339
00:15:19,616 --> 00:15:22,585
So if you guys order more
than you can pay for,

340
00:15:22,619 --> 00:15:24,753
we can work something out.

341
00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,723
Yeah, okay. I... we're sorry.

342
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:28,991
We're just being stupid.

343
00:15:29,026 --> 00:15:31,933
And we can cover it.
I got my dad's credit card.

344
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:35,390
Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.

345
00:15:38,934 --> 00:15:41,103
I took care of it.

346
00:15:41,138 --> 00:15:43,539
I talked to them the way that
I would want to be talked to,

347
00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:44,707
and they got it.

348
00:15:44,741 --> 00:15:46,142
People are good.

349
00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:48,311
Are you sure about that?

350
00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:00,503
I'll be in my office.

351
00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:05,461
Excuse me, Mrs. Huang?

352
00:16:05,495 --> 00:16:06,896
Um, we were just talking,

353
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:08,964
and we'd like to cover their check.

354
00:16:08,999 --> 00:16:10,699
What?

355
00:16:10,734 --> 00:16:11,834
The table that ran out...

356
00:16:11,868 --> 00:16:13,636
we want to chip in and pay their bill.

357
00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:15,738
Yeah, Louis would do it for us.

358
00:16:15,772 --> 00:16:17,573
I mean, he's a great boss.

359
00:16:19,309 --> 00:16:21,944
Mom, Eddie dined and dashed on CLC.

360
00:16:21,978 --> 00:16:25,381
But don't worry.
I wrote him another infraction.

361
00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:33,222
Oh, crap!

362
00:16:33,256 --> 00:16:34,957
I will get to you later!

363
00:16:39,462 --> 00:16:41,997
"Run out on this bill,
it comes out of our pocket."

364
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:44,767
Hey.

365
00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,446
Oh!

366
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,847
Emery, go get that onion.

367
00:16:58,882 --> 00:17:00,849
I'm going to cook dinner with it tonight.

368
00:17:00,884 --> 00:17:03,519
Time me.

369
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:08,590
- You hit us with your car.
- You hit my car with your bodies.

370
00:17:09,258 --> 00:17:10,926
My husband is a good man.

371
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,861
He believes in the good of people.

372
00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:14,096
I don't.

373
00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:16,665
But all his employees
respect and admire him,

374
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,400
which, uh, makes you start to wonder.

375
00:17:18,435 --> 00:17:19,435
My body feels cold.

376
00:17:19,469 --> 00:17:21,036
I-I-it's shutting down.

377
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:22,604
My point is,

378
00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:25,974
I don't want my husband to
lose his faith in people.

379
00:17:26,009 --> 00:17:27,943
Okay, okay. W-we'll pay our check.

380
00:17:27,977 --> 00:17:30,646
You are going to do a lot more than that.

381
00:17:31,587 --> 00:17:34,283
I don't know why, but it's warm!

382
00:17:34,317 --> 00:17:36,485
After we left,
we thought about what you said,

383
00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:37,753
and we realized you were right.

384
00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:39,154
Yeah, what we did was wrong.

385
00:17:39,189 --> 00:17:41,824
- Really?
- Yes.

386
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:45,160
You were right to see the good in us.

387
00:17:47,664 --> 00:17:49,398
Did you have something to do with this?

388
00:17:49,432 --> 00:17:52,034
What? Me? No.

389
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:54,603
Okay, well, I'm gonna go make dinner now...

390
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:56,471
sliced beef with peppers and onions,

391
00:17:56,506 --> 00:17:58,671
maybe some rice, also.

392
00:17:58,691 --> 00:18:00,375
Love you!

393
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,761
I missed all the fun.

394
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,498
Well, you know,

395
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:25,567
most moms don't care
enough about their kids

396
00:18:25,601 --> 00:18:27,269
to tutor them for two hours a day.

397
00:18:27,303 --> 00:18:28,704
It was three hours.

398
00:18:28,738 --> 00:18:30,272
Three hours?!

399
00:18:30,306 --> 00:18:32,541
My God, I

400
00:18:33,810 --> 00:18:37,479
Look, I'm not gonna lie. Your mom is tough.

401
00:18:38,363 --> 00:18:41,216
And she's never gonna let
up on you or any of us,

402
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,652
but it's because she cares.

403
00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:46,755
Yeah.

404
00:18:55,565 --> 00:18:57,699
You think you can beat your old man?

405
00:18:57,733 --> 00:18:59,401
Dad, you serve people all day.

406
00:18:59,435 --> 00:19:00,702
You ready to get served?

407
00:19:00,736 --> 00:19:02,470
Wait, I almost forgot.

408
00:19:03,706 --> 00:19:05,307
That felt good.

409
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,580
Aw! Ooh, close.

410
00:19:13,356 --> 00:19:15,450
Ooh! Nice, nice!

411
00:19:15,484 --> 00:19:16,685
Close.

412
00:19:21,123 --> 00:19:22,223
Mom said we can play.

413
00:19:22,258 --> 00:19:23,425
Nobody block my shots.

414
00:19:23,459 --> 00:19:25,960
Come on, come on.

415
00:19:28,608 --> 00:19:30,361
Eddi, pass.

416
00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:33,068
Oh, hey.

417
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,838
- Is that your dad?
- Yeah.

418
00:19:37,425 --> 00:19:39,507
Seems like a cool guy.

419
00:19:39,542 --> 00:19:41,710
Ooh! All day!

420
00:19:41,730 --> 00:19:42,877
You want to play?

421
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:45,713
Well, I was just gonna flip
through sports games on TV

422
00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:48,616
and look for my dad in the crowds,
but I guess I can wait.

423
00:19:48,651 --> 00:19:49,751
Yeah, come on.

424
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,856
That's how it was in my family.

425
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:56,457
We didn't do sappy "I love yous."

426
00:19:56,492 --> 00:19:57,592
We didn't have to.

427
00:19:57,626 --> 00:19:59,941
We just showed it.

428
00:19:59,961 --> 00:20:04,265
Looks like we'll be going
for academic scholarships.

429
00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:09,506
And then an alligator
sticker plus a cloud sticker

430
00:20:09,526 --> 00:20:12,246
equals an alligator
with sunglasses sticker.

431
00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:13,627
All right. So...

432
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,679
Unless a cloud sticker is a rainbow cloud

433
00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:18,738
in which case it reverse
back to a bear and a hat.

434
00:20:19,111 --> 00:20:20,703
Oh right. So...

435
00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:22,394
Unless the bear's hat is black.

436
00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:24,742
which indicates a very
high level of effort.

437
00:20:24,762 --> 00:20:25,600
So...

438
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,696
Which is than rewarded by a plus/minus
participate with a rainbow

439
00:20:28,716 --> 00:20:31,796
of which there are three intensity heels.

440
00:20:32,304 --> 00:20:34,572
_

441
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:37,994
What's your mom say?

442
00:20:38,014 --> 00:20:40,173
She gave you an alligator sunglasses.

443
00:20:41,297 --> 00:20:42,819
And to you...

444
00:20:44,023 --> 00:20:46,251
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